Do You Wonder?

Pens.
These objects are very strange beings.
But what is there purpose?
I have found there purpose.
It is to rule the world.
Yes, you think I am crazy.
Well have you every noticed them trying to hurt you?
They want you to think that you did it.
But really the pens are trying to kill you.
Also have you noticed when they fall.
It seems like an "accident".
But really they want you to bend over and then they can trip you.
And when you trip you fall on your face.
If you fall hard enough then you can die.
And that is exactly what they want.
So next time a pen falls.
Don't bend over your self.
Rather get someone you don't life too.
And if that happens then they might die.
And that might be a good thing.
So next time your pen tries to kill you remember.
Pens are evil, always use a pencil.
Because you can always sharpen them down.